Kip Hansen's News Brief — December 11, 2024 — 250 words
It’s no secret that climate issues can be difficult, and the answers are often controversial. Luckily, we have access to a New York Times feature titled Ask the New York Times about climate.
As the climate controversy swirls in the minds of our new generation, carefully taught by socially conscious twentysomething primary school teachers, they will all die before they reach adulthood because climate crisisa white knight from the press came to the rescue and answered the most confusing questions of young people: Ask the New York Times about climate.
Ask the New York Times about climate The toughest questions are asked and answered through careful and thoughtful investigation, fact-checking, and sharp, insightful analysis.
Thanks to their dedication, we now have answers to key questions:
This 1,000-word article gives us the real inside scoop on cat litter. The answer will surprise you:
“As usual, clumps of cat poop and pee should
Dispose in regular trash.
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Author comments:
Gee, aren’t they awesome? I bet you thought your choice of cat litter was no big deal, I mean, maybe you mistakenly believed that the fate of the planet wasn't balanced on the knife's edge of this dangerous decision. Now you know better.
“Thank you New York Times!”
And…thank you for reading.
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