Climate change is destroying football, and other fairy tales from Time magazine – Wattwat?

Ladies and gentlemen, the frequency of doomsday worship seems to have officially reached a ridiculous peak, and another “reporter” said: Hold my beer! Time Magazine is no longer content with blaming hurricanes, wildfires and bad hair, and has now decided football– Yes, it's a sport with 300 pound men slamming into each other at full speed – to some extent, the warmer the weather.

Articles by Jeffrey Kluger, How climate change affects the NFLis the latest in ongoing competition to understand who can generate the most ridiculous climate shock. Let's break this nonsense, right?

Oh my God, October is very hot!

Kluger takes a About 98°F The match between the 49ers and the Cardinal on October 6, 2024. Wow, stop the press! Autumn is very hot in California! What's next? Do we also blame earthquakes on climate change?

For some perspectives, The highest temperature recorded in San Francisco in October Once was 102°F, October 5, 1987. Therefore, 98°F days in 2024 are almost unprecedented.

The author even pointed out that 49 people Changed the color of the pants Reflect more heat. That's it. That was a huge climate disaster. Pants.

Of course, Kruger didn't mention Hottest The recorded NFL game is 1978 Season Opening Ceremony in St. Louis 105°FLong before Carbon Hysteria took over the media. He also did not mention that cold games are still happening every season, including “Ice Bowl” 1967 -13°F Or 2016 Seahawks – Victory Playoffs -6°F. Climate change certainly works in a mysterious way.

The whole 2.8°F is warmer! More than 54 years!

According to Kruger, a survey Climate Center (A group that is just to promote climate fear) NFL cities have averaged 2.8°F since 1970.

Let's do some practical thinking here.

• There is no mention of the growth of urban heat islands and metropolitan cities.
• The 1970s were a period of global cooling panic.
• Average daily temperature can swing 20–30°F In one afternoon.

Is this why Kruger thinks the emergency? At this rate, we will arrive at the Florida Beaches in Buffalo at some point 2500 years.

Even if this warming trend is accurate, these geniuses need to be considered A simple fact that indoor stadiums, cooling technology or NFL players are by definition peaks of human athletes? I assure you that a defender is more worried about being turned a blind eye to Aaron Donald 85°F instead of 83°F.

Hot weather is dangerous – not like football?

Kruger warns us seriously Exhausted. Oh, you mean football players have Always face In summer training camp?

This is the same sport:

• Players suffer Concussion, fracture, ACL tear and spinal injury often.
• one Quarterback interrupted the entire game.
• Some people were knocked Unconscious middle game.

But no, The real danger is how many degrees the thermometer spreads. Correct.

In addition, he conveniently ignored the fact that Cold weather is much more dangerous than heat. this In the United States, the most common causes of weather-related deaths are cold exposure and hypothermia. But since Global Warming is the villain, you won't hear it from time to time.

More heat waves = more snowstorms?

Kruger also tried to scare us with a story In December 20024, Buffalo Bills game buried in the snow.

Now, here with me – he claims Hotter temperatures lead to more snowfall Because the Great Lakes area has not been frozen. So let me be straightforward:

1. Warm weather makes the situation colder.
2. More heat causes snowstorm.
3. The Great Lakes region has not frozen due to climate change…but they still Solved to dump a lot of snow.
4. Polar vortex stretches something, something, rhubarb, rhubarb.

You almost have to appreciate psychological gymnastics.

With this logic, turning on the air conditioner will make your home hotter.

NFL Stadiums Need to be “Green” (for some reason)

Of course, climate propaganda without insertion is not complete “Green” sports field. Kluger suggested that the NFL must “adapt” to climate change as if the league was running billions and dealing with bad weather like professionals.

Here's an idea: If climate warriors pay so much attention, why not Boycott the Super Bowl? After all, it is Evil fossil fuelsfans flew around Co₂Jet,eat Methane launch burgerAnd cheer below Carbon intensive stadium lights.

Oh, right. them Accustomed tobecause all of this is Performing nonsense.

The real gain: It's all a clumsy

Honestly, this post has nothing to do with football. It's about bringing the hysterical hysteria of climate change into every aspect of life. The game can be The surface of sunshinethese people will still find a way to blame SUVs and gas stoves.

Meanwhile, NFL teams did a good job:

• Player training state of the art Climate-controlled facilities.
• Coach adjusts calories Just like they always have.
• Alliance Manufacturing Billionsno matter the weather.

This is the real kicker: The NFL is actually expanding to hotter areas. There is one Team in Las Vegasa city to get 120°F Summer. Why? Because these climates are not important in real life.

Final score: Reality – 49, climate hysteria – 0

At the end of the day, the only heating is Nonsense from mainstream media. Climate change won't ruin football –Bad host and Roger Goodell.

So, Jeffrey Kluger, thank you for your laughter. Maybe next time, try to blame climate change on Tom Brady's retirement, Cowboys' annual playoff choke or Jets are still terrible.

This is more credible than this nonsense.

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